Chivalry is so not dead...

Ciao Ciao!
I know it has been a while, but times have been crazy busy! Actually, I'm lying. I haven't really been busy at all, unless you consider hating bachelor Jason Meznick as being busy. Anyway, today I wanted to touch on chivalry. Now, if we listen to our parentals speak of the times when boys used to "pin" girls figuratively, not literally, or, perhaps when guys actually rang the doorbell, rather than text at 4:00 to hang out, we realize how far we have actually come from chivalry-filled times. However, I have realized that in one particular case--it has been proven that chivalry STILL exists. And that case, my friends, is in the elevator. Since I have become a real person (wah, wah) I have noticed that every time I have entered an elevator, it was and continues to be a sure thing that I will be the first to enter and the first to leave. A man may be waiting for a good 10 minutes for that damn elevator to show up, but as you, female wonderous one, stroll up to those sliding doors, you will certainly be given the first right of entry. So take his 4:00 am phone calls, or better yet texts, because you see, my lady friend, as soon as you both arrive at that glorious elevator door, chivalry will once again be present.

Ciao!